18SX ...? I dont think so....

When will my Yuki learn to do this?

Evacuation

Due to the fact that the department of Chemistry is undergoing renovation now, all the students have to share the building with the construction workers. The noises were everywhere and so loud. Tik tik tok tok.. yii ngek yii ngek.. Kong kong kong.. This is what we heard all the time. To make things worse, our demonstrator is an indian and he is 'big tongue' (Ulquiorra: da se tou). So basically I do not really understand what he said most of the time.

We were doing experiment 4 yesterday, while other groups did either experiment 3/5/6. Cause all of the groups were doing different experiment, so the chemicals and apparatus available in the lab were a lot - liquid nitrogen and a lot of highly volatile flammable chemicals.

Suddenly, something wrong somewhere and the electric supplies were cut out. So, all the fume hoods stop operating and the head demonstrator told us to leave everything behind and evacuate immediately. Oh no! I think the lab is going to explode...(Ulquiorra: you were hoping so hard to see it explode that time)



During evacuation, I still manage to take picture although there was a chance where the lab explode..HAHAhaha.. (Ulquiorra: the lab want explode liao la, you still busy taking picture.. you will surely die one day because of this...)( Nevermind lo, when I become ghost, I will go find ows & pys and then blame them de..)


' Do not stand here, its dangerous. Go to the lawn opposite!' said the demonstrator. OK, the lab is going to blow off now... hahaha and everyone was having all kinds of reaction.

'When will the lab explode? I am so excited'
'My bags.... No!!!...'
'Lab canceled today..Hooray..Let's go home'
'.......' *praying with the eyes shut*

Anyway, we got back into the lab after standing at the opposite lawn and 'makan angin' for 1 hour. All of us got the chance to bring our reports back home, finish it and hand it in next week. Hahaha.. Its a good thing afterall...




(Ulquiorra: The lab dint blow up..yer.....)

Random

Suddenly feel like cooking spaghetti... So I very 'bersemangat' go to the shopping mall and bought a lots of ingredients including the pot. (Ulquiorra: want pang sai only korek lubang) I reached home around 1.30p.m and I started to cook my 'spaghetti' (Ulquiorra: now still very bersemangat.)


First Round

I realized my noodles are too little compared to my mountain of sauce.. feel very swt. Afterall, this is my first time cook spaghetti. Too swt to take picture... So no picture for round 1. Kekeke... Oh ya, CTZ saw the live proccess of round 1 because I switched on the webcam.... Cook until laptop also bring into kitchen...AHAHAHA

Second Round

After I ate the spaghetti, I decided to make another spaghetti. Not satisfied with the noodles... Too little. (Ulquiorra: even more semangat) This is the result:


Beautiful ma? Because picture will be taken, of cause I will decorate it a little bit..hahah. So it wont look like Mee Mamak.


This is what it looks like when I starting to devour it...kekeke... Not beautiful liao hor.. huh.

Moment of Truth

Ok, to be frank.. Both spaghetti are not nice at all... I think the second one is even worse than the first... Not going to eat spaghetti for 2 weeks liao... I had too much spaghetti today and they r not even delicious. Haih... Guess I need to find sifu liao...(Ulquiorra: Huo Kai)

P.S.

Ulquiorra : the reason why the noodles looks brownish like yee mee is because they are whole grains noodles... Healthy leh...Ahahaha

Good News

THE SLUG WANT TO MOVE OUT!!! WOOHOOO....

damm good news, right?

no more moaning sounds
no more dirty house
no more flying boxers

Story Vs Reality

Part 1

Once upon a time, there is a rat called 'xiao bai'. He likes to eat cheese and maggi mee but doesn't exercise a lot. So, he became an overweight rat.. One day, while he was finding a proper place as toilet, he was captured by a human and was killed at the night....

Final Part
(Ulquiorra: "Wah, so fast final liao. Oh hi everyone, I will be the assistant who help explain things for this post!!")

Then, Xiao bai end up...



on my lab table.... (Ulquiorra : xiao bai is really fat)

(Starting from this point, the story will go into the bloody and fleshy part. Scroll down if and only if you are mentally prepared for those bloody scenes. Especially CTZ, you dont faint in front the computer . Nobody will go and save you de uhh)

I guess everyone should have figured out that this is my biology practical - Dissection of small mammals.


This is my biology laboratory. Huge right? I am very damn sure that there is 107 students in this laboratory because my seat number is 107 and there is nobody else sitting at my left side. (hahaha... i have no idea why am I the last one in the lab... maybe too noob dy.. kekek)

The first part of the experiment is focus on the digestive system of the mammals. We made a small cut at the stomach area and then insert the blunt end of scissor, cut all the way up to the torso. The first thing I saw was a bunch of intestines...


This picture is actually for the second part because the intestine and stomach had already been removed. (at the upper left of the picture) Then, We removed the thoracic cavity (Ulquiorra: rib cage) to study the heart and lungs.


Oh ya, that two pinkish very round and ball like thingi are the testis. We did study the reproductive system also.

All these pictures were taken by me secretly... haha when everyone was busy on their pracs cause I dont think its ok to take pictures in the lab. So, very little picture only...hehe..

Actually dissection is not as 'geli' as most people expect but it is definitely as smelly as anyone expect. Imagine that 108 (Ulquiorra: 107 + 1 from the demonstrator) rats being disected in the same time... That stench ... Uwarghhh.. unbearable... Oh ya, one more thing, the reason why I said 'xiao bai' was captured and killed by the time he was looking for the toilet is because... there were faeces (Ulquiorra: shit, crap, sai or watever you want to call it) stuck at the anus.. when I dissecting it.. Hahaha...

At last, I would like to say thank you to 'xiao bai' cause it sacrificed itself (Ulquiorra : that is not sacrifice, he was killed) to help me understand better. (Ulquiorra : Actually dint learn a lot la...)