Friday, October 24, 2008

Stupid-est Subject Ever

After a whole semester of doomsday theory (my lecturers said climate changes will lastly leads to ice age - doomsday la tu), now the tutor wants us to write an essay on something like this :


Choose one of the following statements and defend it. That is, develop a convincing argument in its favour and support your claims with data and references to expert opinion.

1. Climate change is not happening.

(Ulquiorra: Then wats the point of me studying this subject and wats the point of me writing this essay? Brainless)

2. We don’t know why climate change is happening.

(Ulquiorra: Are you telling me that all the figures, climate models and lectures you all given so far are craps?)

3. All changes to the climate are natural.

(Ulquiorra: Financial crisis is also natural. Why bother to fix it ?)

4. There is nothing that can be done about climate change.

(Ulquiorra: Do nothing then, sit there and wait to die. Its better to jump stairs and die now, less sufferings)


What the F***!! After one whole sem of brain-washing, now you want us to write something like this? Its just the same like you asking a vegetarian : Why are you not eating veges?

Yesterday, during tutorial session, the tutor said its perfectly OK for you all to disagree with the exam question and write ....

The question is not correct. Such and such is not happening and its all due to such and such.

If your answer is still making sense, you will be given marks.


I was like WTF! Are you telling me that the exam questions can be RIGHT or WRONG and how on earth am I going to sit for this kind of exams.

Did they think before how retard are they for asking me to write such an essay?

*Imaginary Scene*

Me: Why you mark this answer as a wrong answer?

Tutor: Cause you wrote there, climate changes are not happenings.

Me: So?

Tutor: It doesn't make any sense. That's why you got a zero.

Me: So, you yourself also know it doesn't make any sense, right? Then why are you calling us to write this kind of sense-less essay back then?

Tutor: ....

*End of scene*


This is definitely the stupid-est subject ever. I hate breadth subject.



Saturday, October 18, 2008

Special post for May Tan

I was suppose to write this weeks ago... as I had promised to May Tan (pronounce as mai tan - sell egg) but because of laziness, I delayed this post again and again. So now, I am going to tunaikan janji.
(soli arr, ah may)

Actually, I knew ah May since primary school although we had never been in the same class before. This is because she was always being appointed as the class rep in her class and people just couldn't help to notice her outstanding physical appearance(a bit roundish, a bit nia.. not very much). I was not sure she knew about me or not during this time because Tay Wei Siang was really a damn low profile nooby nerd this time and Chen Han was still a cry bun (He was complaining that he dint get much exposure la.. so I ma give him some lo.. since I am a kind-hearted person)

After UPSR, we went to different secondary school. I went to SMKSS while she still continued her studies in CHWS. Then, it was until form 3/4 (I forgot), we started to mix together and get along quite frequently because of two reasons. One is because of Lau Si Ying, who joined the set Dear and become a pseudo-member. The second reason is of cause Kang Kang and Dino Egg's gossips. Come to think about it, I dint go for same tuition classes with you before, right? Well, at least not in the same group before. Erm, maybe once or twice in Mr. Tan En Jin's classes... I couldn't remember now.. Brain stucked

Ok, here comes the college part. By the time we (me and NWK) chose to enroll in Taylor's College in the last minute, we couldn't find any accommodation anywhere near the college. Then, we heard about Dino Egg's apartment and Li Ching's withdrawal. And then, Long story short, we all lived under the roof of 120-E. This is the time when we all (Me, CM, NWK, Eric Goh and Dino Egg) became real close friends together with Lim Sze Yin, the partial 120-E resident.




This is Ah May. She always said she very chio one... Chio or not? I'll let the readers decide.


This is also the time when most of the funny happenings occurred. We always grouped together and stalked on kang and dino egg (the only couple in 120-E). We went to the same gym, Fitness First. Back then, CM was such an active Yoga Class attendant that she even practiced (wanna show off she can 'bridge')yoga at home. After gymming, we would all together went for dinner (Small 2 and Sea Ham - Mek Yin's favourite) followed with lok lok in the pasar malam street. Everyday eat so much, no wonder cannot slim during A levels time.




Another picture of May Tan. Pan Cute version.


Although living away from hometown, ah May can be still considered as a 'kuai lui'. She likes to stay inside the house at night, wearing her pregnant woman clothes. No clubbing de unlike me and kang kang, whole day 'pou' CC. The most 'bu kuai' thing she had ever did during 120-E time is probably the morning when she simply let the plumber come into our house while we all still sleeping (120-E residents wake up time is around 12-1pm during weekends) and till now, she still argue that incident is purely illusion.

When talk about Chiew May, of cause nobody would overlook the fact that she is a damm pro shopping queen. This is also the first time I realized the 'dahsyat-ness' of a girl when comes to shopping. Piles of clothes were seen everywhere in her room and sometimes in the living room of 120-E (wardrobe got no more space to put the clothes then have to put on the floor la.. ah bo?). Wanna have an idea of how big is a pile? Well, I would say it is big enough to sit on it just like a couch. Oh ya, and also the shoes. 120-E has probably the most shoe per house around the whole My Place Apartment which is around 50-60+ pairs. More than half of them belongs to CM, of coz. I can still remember the amazed expression by some of the 120-E guests.

"Just how many people was living in this house actually?"

This is always the first question we were asked after they saw the shoes.




Ah May in her batik thingi. Well, according to my understanding of what she wrote in her blog. The reason she bought this thingi is solely because of that small ribbon at the back of the shirt... I was like OMG, so imagine that in future, she likes a particular dress so much that she will end up buying the whole shop. Well, actually what I wanna point out in this picture is that I dont think this is something people say fat lo... at least for me lo.. Then why everyday still bising bangor about nak slim so much. If nok slim sangat, makanla dulu, dok makan mane ade lemak nak diet.
(Ulquiorra: Illusion... must be illusion.. her pics all kuat deceiving)


And now, after A levels, I came to Melbourne and she went to Sheffield, UK. I know we wont be seeing each other as often as before because of the holidays timing. But still we have Internet and MSN, so it wouldnt be very hard for us to see each other. Well, at least for me. You like to camwhore so much. Simple go anywhere also can see your picture and I am still doubting that my laptop is totally free of your pictures by now. Your pictures are worse than computer virus.... No matter you delete them, there are still remnants somewhere in my laptop.

Okla, I write a lot dy... lazy liao.. Wanna stop dy... Coz 'chicken' very fan.. In MSN keep on berkokok...

So lastly, I would like to wish Ah May luck for studying in Sheffield. Hope that you will graduate with flying colours and then become a chio lawyer. By that time, don't forget about me arr... I want your help arr in future cause you know la... significant people like me sure got a lot of people like to sue me one unlike the insignificant 'chicken'...

Jia you Jia you Jia you!!!



(P/S: Chen Han called me to include these as well in this post... Mati-mati pun nok squeeze into CM's post)
1. He would be a good father for chicks
2. He is a kind person (I would agree to some certain extent)
3. He is very good in cooking (this one was agreed by Wei Xian, not me)
4. He is very generous (Well, he helped me print my assignment then staple it before giving it to me)
5. TWS said : ehh, dont just put good things about you la, put some bad one.
TCH said : but I dont have bad points.
6. He cut onions with sunnies on, goreng ikan have to wear long sleeves jacket coz oil jumps
(TCH added : If got topeng even better)
7. He is still sulking because I dedicated half a line for TJS's birthday but none during his birthday. He is very sad that he is so insignificant.