Friday, October 24, 2008

Stupid-est Subject Ever

After a whole semester of doomsday theory (my lecturers said climate changes will lastly leads to ice age - doomsday la tu), now the tutor wants us to write an essay on something like this :


Choose one of the following statements and defend it. That is, develop a convincing argument in its favour and support your claims with data and references to expert opinion.

1. Climate change is not happening.

(Ulquiorra: Then wats the point of me studying this subject and wats the point of me writing this essay? Brainless)

2. We don’t know why climate change is happening.

(Ulquiorra: Are you telling me that all the figures, climate models and lectures you all given so far are craps?)

3. All changes to the climate are natural.

(Ulquiorra: Financial crisis is also natural. Why bother to fix it ?)

4. There is nothing that can be done about climate change.

(Ulquiorra: Do nothing then, sit there and wait to die. Its better to jump stairs and die now, less sufferings)


What the F***!! After one whole sem of brain-washing, now you want us to write something like this? Its just the same like you asking a vegetarian : Why are you not eating veges?

Yesterday, during tutorial session, the tutor said its perfectly OK for you all to disagree with the exam question and write ....

The question is not correct. Such and such is not happening and its all due to such and such.

If your answer is still making sense, you will be given marks.


I was like WTF! Are you telling me that the exam questions can be RIGHT or WRONG and how on earth am I going to sit for this kind of exams.

Did they think before how retard are they for asking me to write such an essay?

*Imaginary Scene*

Me: Why you mark this answer as a wrong answer?

Tutor: Cause you wrote there, climate changes are not happenings.

Me: So?

Tutor: It doesn't make any sense. That's why you got a zero.

Me: So, you yourself also know it doesn't make any sense, right? Then why are you calling us to write this kind of sense-less essay back then?

Tutor: ....

*End of scene*


This is definitely the stupid-est subject ever. I hate breadth subject.



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