Who said its impossible....

Friday, 25th April, 2008 12:17am
The scene of my living room :




Yup, It is a fan and who said nobody will 'sidai' their clothes on the fan. (p.s : These r underwears actually, DAMN SUEY)



Brainless arr.... Who would sidai their clothes in the living room with the underwear so high up in the mid air... Tiuzzzz.. U tot u r creative... I think u r brainless unicellular creature.

Ah May tagged me !

1. List down the names that people addressed you as, since u were young, days, till now. (every name that u heard,regardless on whether the name is still now using.)
A lot ler...

Wei Siang - Most of my friends addressed me by my name. Primary, secondary schoolmates.
Ah Boy - by my mother.
Ah Kor - by my father and siblings.
Baby Siang, Bread Siang, Bei Ji Xiong, Bei ji Siang- old primary school nicknames.
Bear, Bear Siang- by Chun Liang till now...
Bitch - by Andy & Neng.
Ciko Siang - by friends who are angry with me.
Satay - By some friends.
Siangy - by WenSher.
Siang ikan, Siang malam - by CTZ and the gangs. (BM keng one)
Mao, Si Mao - By the Fish, pigs and gangs.
Octopus, Mossy rock - Self declared.
Ah Wai, Wai kor, TaiLou - by my current sluggish housemates and his classmates.
Taey (They pronounce it like this), Wei - by my aussie friends and classmates.
Batman, Spiderman - by people who make fun with my t-shirt
Jay - Misunderstanding. (Tay -> Jay)

2. At what age do you wish to be married?
Late twenties...

3. What is your 3 current wishes that u wishes it to come true A.S.A.P?
(i) Have a super gorgeous girl as housemate instead of this slug.
(ii) Do well in my finals especially my calculus .
(iii) I want to eat Malaysian Food, kepok, and so on.

4.How will You wish your future-life to be? Or can you foresee the picture of ur future?
I wish to be a average rich person, doesn't need to be a multimillionaire. Enough to support my family and give them a comfortable life is enough.

5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Yes, in my dream. Although money cannot be used to buy everything but without money, one can buy absolutely nothing.

6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Family including Yuki and my friends. I prefer to answer the question : What do you wish to lose the most ? My answer will be : The slug.

7. If you win $ 1 Million, what would you do?
I'll use half of it to pay my tuition fees and my daily expenses in Melb. Then give the other half to my parents and let them do whatever they want with it.

8. Have u hugged someone today?
No.

9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Self-confident, Beautiful, Cheerful.

10. What requirement you wish from your other half?
No smoking !!!!

11. What kind of person you hate the most?
Unhygienic, Sluggish, People who disturb my meals or sleeps, Fakers.

12. If you are given the chance to go back to the past and make a difference, will you?
Ask me again after time machine is invented.

13. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Experiences, Sweet memories, Love, Family and Friends.

14. What do you find interesting in life?
All kinds of RPG games, shopping, Eating, Sleeping, and THINKING.

15. Had U met your MR.Right but not being together?
No, and I don need a Mr. Right. I need my Ms.Right.

16. If you have the chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Volcanic Temper,laziness and slowness in taking actions.

17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
I always keep everything to myself. This is the way I chose and it has nothing to do with anybody.

18. What's your weakest point?
Losing temper and control in the same time.

19. What's the thing that you're most proud of?
My parents. I still haven't do anything that can make me proud of myself.

20. What is the one thing you regret most?
I will only regret things for two weeks because I am lazy to regret something for long. Right now the thing I regret most is the decision to live in this apartment together with the slug.

3.27

Yesterday night, while I was sleeping like a log of wood, the slug brought a group of pig-dog friends home. I think they just finished clubbing. Then, those fuckers and bitches had made a hell lots of noises in the living room. So, again, I was waken up. Reluctantly, I got down from my bed, walked like a zombie towards the door, opened it and put my head out of my room. I signaled them to keep their noises down by SLAMMING the wall (because I am too sleepy to talk in human language).

It noticed me and had called its fellow slugs to keep their volume down. So, I went back to sleep. However, in less than 3 minutes time, they began to BISING again. This time was even worse. Some of the fuckers go and teased the bitches, then they were chasing around in the house... And they switched on all the lights in the house, causing me even harder to fall asleep again.

Then, suddenly I FELT HUNGRY !!! (which is actually very normal, because hunger is always the first response I got when I wake up in the morning). A hungry man is an angry man. If it did not bring all its fellow slugs back, I would still continue my deep slumber and would not feel hungry. Right? So, who should I blame?

THE SLUG.

Thinking about all these made me starting to get angry and in less than 2 secs, my anger reached the limit!!!


Again, I opened the door and 'jenguk' my head out. With a super ugly expression, I shouted :

"YI KA PUN YE SAM DIM PUN, PIN KO BEI LEI TEI HAI DOU CHOU LUIN BA BAI, QUIN BOU TONG NGO FAN NGOK KEI !!!!!!!!!!! "

which literally means, now its 3.30 in the midnight, who gave you all permission to make noise here? Go back home !!!!! Then, all of them were shocked and silent. I slammed my door and continue my sleep. I don't know what happened outside but I managed to continue my sleep with little noise and no lights after that.

Finally... Real fights start now !

Before I start explaining the reason behind this important decision... Let me continue some of my stories on whats happened yesterday night after I posted the blog.

Its nearly 12 a.m. and I knew I had to sleep because I did not want to sleep during the lectures today (which happened anyway). After shutting down my laptop and switched off the light, I went on the bed and called it to lower the music volume.

Then about 12.15 a.m, a bunch of sluggish friends came over and they started to talk and make funny jokes. Some of them even shouted and laughed like 'siao lang'. But not long after that, I still managed to fall asleep. AT 5.15 a.m, I was woken up by the slug talking on microphone on the next room about his girlfriend again with a girl and his light was not switched off for the whole night. This is the second worst night I had ever had during my stay in Melbourne. First one was the Mahjong incident.

As a result, I slept for 15 minutes during my biology lecture and 10 minutes for chemistry lecture and I am damn tiring for the whole morning today. Damn it..

Then when I came back from university, what I saw.... is this

This fucking dirty plate on the table,

And even this. What the fuck is this frying pan doing on the chair? It may looks clean but in fact its full of indomee oil. The box behind is the box of indomee. Eat so much indomee, faster go die la.


So, is there any obvious reason that I should not start a fight with it?
NO, THERE ISN'T. It makes me so stressed lately meanwhile it is having a great time, having sex and eating all kinds of junk food it likes. So,why should I be the only one who is tolerating all the time and it gets all the convenience and pleasures?

However, this is not going to happen in the reality. So, I threw away all the crappy tolerate is virtue stuff or being a considerate, easy-going housemate. Slug, I will show you what I am actually capable of. From now on, I shall cast away the fake mask, revealing my true nature, return to the old me, the one causes nothing but war and catastrophe.

So, the war begins...

Why dont you just go and die...

Warning : This post contains lots of foul language in all kinds of language !!!

I cannot stand it anymore! Just go and die. Dont stay in this world and cause troubles to people, SLUG. FUCK OFF PLEASE ! Back to your damp holes and fuck the rock with your patheticly small dick.



I was trying to practice on my pathetic calculus problems and my sluggish housemate is complaining about his girlfriend on the phone. Who would give a damn about this la. Just shut the fuck up, tiuzzz. By the way, I hope she dump this slug. I really dont trust relationship that rely on fucking and indomee.

Then suddenly, he decided to move all his works to the living room and did all kinds of fuckingly useless paper artwork but the problem is he switched his fuckingly lousy music to the loudest in his room so that he could hear it from the living room. This is so not considerate. I am in the room just beside his fuckingly dirty room, so I am now hearing those fuckingly lousy music at a very high volume.

This pest has never be considerate. IT actually had sex with its girlfriend in the room everytime when I was still at home. As a result, I got the opportunities to 'enjoy' those freaking moaning sounds which is so stupid. Furthermore, the frequencies of them having sex is like at least once per two days and multiple rounds per sex. How am I going to study under this kind of circumstances. Stupid pest! You (the pest) are so damn unicellular, brainless, knows nothing but to fuck.

Do you know that how much troubles I got from that useless amoeba? It used my toothbrush and I had to buy a new one now... which is not necessary at all. Waste my money, Cibai ! I still haven't count all the eggs, chicken that had been stolen so far. Then everytime ask coins from me when it wants to wash its cum-stained clothes.....

Today, after I came back from the gym, planning to cook before I got unbearable hungry. Open the house door. What I saw is a mess in the kitchen. Unwashed frying pan, oily pot, used bowl and cutlery. Really pissed, back to home so tired but still have to wash everything before I can start cooking but the worst thing is the frying pan, always got some sort of ooey gooey things on it / indomee leftovers. Those are the most lanjiao things I had ever encountered... In order not to let those nasty molecules of MSG or saturated fats diffuse into my cookings. I have to wash the cibaily dirty frying pan three times, including boiling the dishwashing liquid with water. Then after I cook, he will come and used the frying pan with my leftovers to cook all his cum-liked food. Seriously, even my leftovers are healthier than his food. Bugek!

Ok! My lecturer said a lot of people did died because they do not eat enough vegetables and fruits. So I am now wondering when will this unicellular creature who knows to eat indomee and fats saturated meats dies. If it really wants to die, please die earlier, I dont want to spend so much of my precious time and temper over a bug. In conclusion, Please fuckingly depart now.. to the underworld.