I cannot stand it anymore! Just go and die. Dont stay in this world and cause troubles to people, SLUG. FUCK OFF PLEASE ! Back to your damp holes and fuck the rock with your patheticly small dick.
I was trying to practice on my pathetic calculus problems and my sluggish housemate is complaining about his girlfriend on the phone. Who would give a damn about this la. Just shut the fuck up, tiuzzz. By the way, I hope she dump this slug. I really dont trust relationship that rely on fucking and indomee.
Then suddenly, he decided to move all his works to the living room and did all kinds of fuckingly useless paper artwork but the problem is he switched his fuckingly lousy music to the loudest in his room so that he could hear it from the living room. This is so not considerate. I am in the room just beside his fuckingly dirty room, so I am now hearing those fuckingly lousy music at a very high volume.
This pest has never be considerate. IT actually had sex with its girlfriend in the room everytime when I was still at home. As a result, I got the opportunities to 'enjoy' those freaking moaning sounds which is so stupid. Furthermore, the frequencies of them having sex is like at least once per two days and multiple rounds per sex. How am I going to study under this kind of circumstances. Stupid pest! You (the pest) are so damn unicellular, brainless, knows nothing but to fuck.
Do you know that how much troubles I got from that useless amoeba? It used my toothbrush and I had to buy a new one now... which is not necessary at all. Waste my money, Cibai ! I still haven't count all the eggs, chicken that had been stolen so far. Then everytime ask coins from me when it wants to wash its cum-stained clothes.....
Today, after I came back from the gym, planning to cook before I got unbearable hungry. Open the house door. What I saw is a mess in the kitchen. Unwashed frying pan, oily pot, used bowl and cutlery. Really pissed, back to home so tired but still have to wash everything before I can start cooking but the worst thing is the frying pan, always got some sort of ooey gooey things on it / indomee leftovers. Those are the most lanjiao things I had ever encountered... In order not to let those nasty molecules of MSG or saturated fats diffuse into my cookings. I have to wash the cibaily dirty frying pan three times, including boiling the dishwashing liquid with water. Then after I cook, he will come and used the frying pan with my leftovers to cook all his cum-liked food. Seriously, even my leftovers are healthier than his food. Bugek!
Ok! My lecturer said a lot of people did died because they do not eat enough vegetables and fruits. So I am now wondering when will this unicellular creature who knows to eat indomee and fats saturated meats dies. If it really wants to die, please die earlier, I dont want to spend so much of my precious time and temper over a bug. In conclusion, Please fuckingly depart now.. to the underworld.
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