Wednesday, November 12, 2008
转机
凌晨的飞机
随歌忐忑飞行
从相机里面正视着回忆
背景是层影
我哪里都不想擦去
到哪里痛楚计算清
怕遗憾拖远
易碎的情绪我收听
想你在一起
我却身不由己
你每次伤心 我每次缺席
遥远的距离
我以为我们的爱情
誓言里还会有转机
没想到陌生机场
写下结局
各自的转机
我放不过我自己
转一圈回到了原地
眼泪是一种提醒
我很爱你
让一切归零
我放不过我自己
仍相信爱会有奇迹
人群中我正逃离
我抱着你
我们的爱情
还未完待续
想你在一起
我却身不由己
你每次伤心 我每次缺席
遥远的距离
我以为我们的爱情
誓言里还会有转机
没想到陌生机场
写下结局
各自的转机
我放不过我自己
转一圈回到了原地
眼泪是一种提醒
我很爱你
让一切归零
我放不过我自己
仍相信爱会有奇迹
人群中我正逃离
我抱着你
我们的爱情
还未完待续(我放不过我自己)
转一圈回到了原地
眼泪是一种提醒
我很爱你
让一切归零
我放不过我自己
仍相信爱会有奇迹
寻找我们的转机
我抱着你
我们的爱情
还未完待续(我放不过我自己)
眼泪是一种提醒
让我们一起回忆
我们的爱情
我放不过我自己
眼泪是一种提醒
我们的 我们的
我们的爱爱爱爱
我放不过我自己
眼泪是一种提醒
让我们一起回忆
Friday, October 24, 2008
Stupid-est Subject Ever
Choose one of the following statements and defend it. That is, develop a convincing argument in its favour and support your claims with data and references to expert opinion.
1. Climate change is not happening.
(Ulquiorra: Then wats the point of me studying this subject and wats the point of me writing this essay? Brainless)
2. We don’t know why climate change is happening.
(Ulquiorra: Are you telling me that all the figures, climate models and lectures you all given so far are craps?)
3. All changes to the climate are natural.
(Ulquiorra: Financial crisis is also natural. Why bother to fix it ?)
4. There is nothing that can be done about climate change.
(Ulquiorra: Do nothing then, sit there and wait to die. Its better to jump stairs and die now, less sufferings)
What the F***!! After one whole sem of brain-washing, now you want us to write something like this? Its just the same like you asking a vegetarian : Why are you not eating veges?
Yesterday, during tutorial session, the tutor said its perfectly OK for you all to disagree with the exam question and write ....
The question is not correct. Such and such is not happening and its all due to such and such.
If your answer is still making sense, you will be given marks.
I was like WTF! Are you telling me that the exam questions can be RIGHT or WRONG and how on earth am I going to sit for this kind of exams.
Did they think before how retard are they for asking me to write such an essay?
*Imaginary Scene*
Me: Why you mark this answer as a wrong answer?
Tutor: Cause you wrote there, climate changes are not happenings.
Me: So?
Tutor: It doesn't make any sense. That's why you got a zero.
Me: So, you yourself also know it doesn't make any sense, right? Then why are you calling us to write this kind of sense-less essay back then?
Tutor: ....
*End of scene*
This is definitely the stupid-est subject ever. I hate breadth subject.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Special post for May Tan
(soli arr, ah may)
Actually, I knew ah May since primary school although we had never been in the same class before. This is because she was always being appointed as the class rep in her class and people just couldn't help to notice her outstanding physical appearance(a bit roundish, a bit nia.. not very much). I was not sure she knew about me or not during this time because Tay Wei Siang was really a damn low profile nooby nerd this time and Chen Han was still a cry bun (He was complaining that he dint get much exposure la.. so I ma give him some lo.. since I am a kind-hearted person)
After UPSR, we went to different secondary school. I went to SMKSS while she still continued her studies in CHWS. Then, it was until form 3/4 (I forgot), we started to mix together and get along quite frequently because of two reasons. One is because of Lau Si Ying, who joined the set Dear and become a pseudo-member. The second reason is of cause Kang Kang and Dino Egg's gossips. Come to think about it, I dint go for same tuition classes with you before, right? Well, at least not in the same group before. Erm, maybe once or twice in Mr. Tan En Jin's classes... I couldn't remember now.. Brain stucked
Ok, here comes the college part. By the time we (me and NWK) chose to enroll in Taylor's College in the last minute, we couldn't find any accommodation anywhere near the college. Then, we heard about Dino Egg's apartment and Li Ching's withdrawal. And then, Long story short, we all lived under the roof of 120-E. This is the time when we all (Me, CM, NWK, Eric Goh and Dino Egg) became real close friends together with Lim Sze Yin, the partial 120-E resident.
This is also the time when most of the funny happenings occurred. We always grouped together and stalked on kang and dino egg (the only couple in 120-E). We went to the same gym, Fitness First. Back then, CM was such an active Yoga Class attendant that she even practiced (wanna show off she can 'bridge')yoga at home. After gymming, we would all together went for dinner (Small 2 and Sea Ham - Mek Yin's favourite) followed with lok lok in the pasar malam street. Everyday eat so much, no wonder cannot slim during A levels time.
Although living away from hometown, ah May can be still considered as a 'kuai lui'. She likes to stay inside the house at night, wearing her pregnant woman clothes. No clubbing de unlike me and kang kang, whole day 'pou' CC. The most 'bu kuai' thing she had ever did during 120-E time is probably the morning when she simply let the plumber come into our house while we all still sleeping (120-E residents wake up time is around 12-1pm during weekends) and till now, she still argue that incident is purely illusion.
When talk about Chiew May, of cause nobody would overlook the fact that she is a damm pro shopping queen. This is also the first time I realized the 'dahsyat-ness' of a girl when comes to shopping. Piles of clothes were seen everywhere in her room and sometimes in the living room of 120-E (wardrobe got no more space to put the clothes then have to put on the floor la.. ah bo?). Wanna have an idea of how big is a pile? Well, I would say it is big enough to sit on it just like a couch. Oh ya, and also the shoes. 120-E has probably the most shoe per house around the whole My Place Apartment which is around 50-60+ pairs. More than half of them belongs to CM, of coz. I can still remember the amazed expression by some of the 120-E guests.
"Just how many people was living in this house actually?"
This is always the first question we were asked after they saw the shoes.
Ah May in her batik thingi. Well, according to my understanding of what she wrote in her blog. The reason she bought this thingi is solely because of that small ribbon at the back of the shirt... I was like OMG, so imagine that in future, she likes a particular dress so much that she will end up buying the whole shop. Well, actually what I wanna point out in this picture is that I dont think this is something people say fat lo... at least for me lo.. Then why everyday still bising bangor about nak slim so much. If nok slim sangat, makanla dulu, dok makan mane ade lemak nak diet.
(Ulquiorra: Illusion... must be illusion.. her pics all kuat deceiving)
And now, after A levels, I came to Melbourne and she went to Sheffield, UK. I know we wont be seeing each other as often as before because of the holidays timing. But still we have Internet and MSN, so it wouldnt be very hard for us to see each other. Well, at least for me. You like to camwhore so much. Simple go anywhere also can see your picture and I am still doubting that my laptop is totally free of your pictures by now. Your pictures are worse than computer virus.... No matter you delete them, there are still remnants somewhere in my laptop.
Okla, I write a lot dy... lazy liao.. Wanna stop dy... Coz 'chicken' very fan.. In MSN keep on berkokok...
So lastly, I would like to wish Ah May luck for studying in Sheffield. Hope that you will graduate with flying colours and then become a chio lawyer. By that time, don't forget about me arr... I want your help arr in future cause you know la... significant people like me sure got a lot of people like to sue me one unlike the insignificant 'chicken'...
Jia you Jia you Jia you!!!
(P/S: Chen Han called me to include these as well in this post... Mati-mati pun nok squeeze into CM's post)
1. He would be a good father for chicks
2. He is a kind person (I would agree to some certain extent)
3. He is very good in cooking (this one was agreed by Wei Xian, not me)
4. He is very generous (Well, he helped me print my assignment then staple it before giving it to me)
5. TWS said : ehh, dont just put good things about you la, put some bad one.
TCH said : but I dont have bad points.
6. He cut onions with sunnies on, goreng ikan have to wear long sleeves jacket coz oil jumps
(TCH added : If got topeng even better)
7. He is still sulking because I dedicated half a line for TJS's birthday but none during his birthday. He is very sad that he is so insignificant.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
It has already been week 6. Time flies..
For readers' convenience, I think I will just make a summary of whats happened to me and whats am I thinking lately in points form. There won't be any fancy pictures around so dont start whining after reading this post. (which I doubt)
- Mid-sem tests are coming and I still havent finish studying. (there is still a lot that need to be taken care of, wish me luck)
- Never fail to sleep during any Data Analysis lectures since the first day till now. The lectures are plain boring and the lecturer doesnt joke at all. Everytime when I try to concentrate more on the lecture, the faster I would fall asleep. If anyone has some kind of tricks not to fall asleep during lectures, please share it with me.
- I am mood-dependent, when studying but not chatting or playing. Haizzz..
- Apart from the boringness and the theory of ice age coming soon, I am pretty much satisfied with my 'Introduction of climate changes' lectures. I learned a lot from it and it changes my way of thinking. For example, if somebody said this species of crop need very little water to grow, then would you think thats great because we have more clean water to use? No, this is not happening because people would grow more of that crop to maximize the profit, the overall usage of water isn't even decreasing and might be increasing.
- Lesson : Dont trust a sentence fully because there will always be hidden truth behind it.
- Enough of studies, lets talk about something more personal.
- My day usually starts when I sleep because my dreams are just too weird. Pack of actions and stupidity. I think it reflects my inner childish-ness well. P/S : Yesterday i got an extraordinary dream again but not going to talk about it here or else people would think that I am lunatic. Ask me personally if you want some stupid stories to fill your free time.
- My weight is still increasing steadily and has no sign of dropping. This maybe a good thing or a bad thing. I don't know but time will tells.
- My chatting to talking ratio is like 10 : 1 lately.
- I like absolute silence. Sometimes, even music can be a noise pollution for me.
- For anyone who is still concerning about my behatred housemate, IT is still alive, unfortunately, 7 packets of instant noodles still have'nt kill it yet !
- I am starting to hate my hair which I had trouble managing it now. It is not long enough to be trimmed yet but it is just naughty. Gel or not makes no difference.
- Surfing youtube has been a daily routine for me. I just love the show 'Kang Xi Lai Le'. Xiao S is just plain mean and sacarstic and Kang Yong is so smart in manipulating the words.
- Now, for my friends:
- Congratz Chiew May for receiving an unconditional offer from the Uni she had dream of. She will be departing later in this month to UK. I guess it will be quite some time till we met again but dont worry, we will not forget you when we are eating Mok Long kepok in Goat's Island end of this year.
- Happy birthday for both JinSern and Ting yue. I knew its yesterday but I still got wish hor.. and I dedicated a sentence for you two hor... although I know both of you don't read my blog.
- And lastly, for Shang Neng, I know you will be going to UK soon too. So, take care. I don't really want to know the reason behind your decision because I know I will never understand ur logic. Oh ya, in case in future, when we meet again and I couldn't recognize you, dont forget to turn ur back facing me cause I think I can recognize ur back better. hahaha..
- Another lastly, for Song Jie, you are going to UK too, right? Then, take care (I mean it). Winter is coming. I guess everyone is more worrying about you than Neng. He can walks around his dorm with just a piece of plastic leaf on but if that was you, you had probably been blown to the pacific ocean. Don't worry about that 38 president in Perth, I will make sure she has the most miserable life everyday. Muahahah..
Sunday, August 3, 2008
First week of Semester 2
My uni had just started not long ago. Just 1 week, to be precise. Well, new semester, new timetable so I had to start all over again, accommodating to the timetable. I had 5 study days per week. That means everyday got class la. Plus, I think my credit hours had increased by 1 more hour compared to last sem.
Pictures taken during my walk back home after my one and only lecture - Data analysis on Tuesday. Its a 3pm lecture... zzz... Most of the trees still 'botak' .. Winter isnt over yet...
The subjects I enrolled in during this semester are biology - genetics and evolutions, chemistry, Maths - Data Analysis and Introduction to climate changes as breadth (junk) subject.
The biology I study this sem will be focused on genetics. All the DNA and ATCG stuffs. For me, it is a rather interesting subject cause I had always interested in genetics. Genetics - this word might sounds frightening cause its like a new technology that had just been discovered in this last 100 years. But bluntly put, its just another study that goes hand in hand with sexual reproduction. So people, be more active during the night if not the geneticists had no job to do. Haha...
Instead of linear algebra, I chose Data Analysis because my maths really sucky and most importantly, I am lazy to do maths anymore. =P. In fact, I slept during the first lecture (this is also the first lecture of first day of Sem 2) because it is just plain boring. Our lecturer (who has a chinese name harder to pronounce than mine) is really a pro hypnotizer. Apart from his boring talk, he likes to write down a lot of unnecessary things like 'stem and leaf plot' as if we do not know how to spell the word.
My data analysis lecture.
Tadaaa..
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Regarding my junk subject - Intoruction to climate changes, I had 3 lectures so far and all of them are concerning GLOBAL WARMING!!! First lecture was introduction and a case study of Hurricane Katrina. 2nd lecture was given by a physic lecturer on physics theory behind the disaster and we watched dvd - 'An Inconvenient Truth' for the whole third lecture. Overall, it doesnt appear to be as boring as what I anticipated. I feel like an environmentalist now. Ahaha. Will fight for our environment....someday..
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Bad Luck
I decided to post another post to show that I really mean it.
However, at this very moment
I realised that I lost my hp-pc cable
SO
All my pictures cannot be uploaded into the laptop
Hence
No pictures for this post
Actually
I lost the mood to continue posting what I really want to post
Therefore
This will be a filler post
I was supposed to blog about my first week of Sem 2 Uni life
But I guess I need to postpone it
Ok back to what I wanna say
It is
11.2 degree Celcius !
cold....
but still not the coldest
So it is still ok to wear singlet while I sleep tonight..
Gonna sleep soon
nitezz...
Resurrection
Too lazy to update lar
Well, Las Noches is in Hueca Mundo afterall
the counterpart of heaven
So it is suppose to be dead and dull
Kakaka
Dont bash me so much liao next time, k?
PYS also dint update her blog so often, everyone go bash her please.
By the way
This is suppose to be a resurrection post
to raise the dead blog
I seriously need to be more active in blogging
So the readers (if there is any) will not disappointed
HAHA
Let's no forget the formalities
Some fancy incantation needed for resurrection spell
(Ulquiorra: Not really fancy pun)
(Shut up!)
Tadaaa!!
Soul Society (aka heaven)
OK, Thats it...
I will be more active
Tq Tq
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Answering Tag (Kuai Ku Vers.)
>>> 7 facts about me (You dint specify that it must be interesting or weird facts)
- Human
- Needs to breath
- Needs to eat
- Needs to sleep
- Needs to bath
- Needs to 'pang sai'
- Live in a house
- Pest
- Unicellular brain
- Dirty housemate
- Guy who still had sex with the girl whom he said 'broke up dy'
- Brainless brat who did room-keeping at 4am
- Fugly person who uses excessive damn smelly hair spray
- Smokers
- Negaraku
- Negarakuku (dont sue me)
- Primary school anthem (which till now I still dont understand what is it all about)
- Usaha Tekun Jaya (secondary school anthem)
- ?? de body bu mei (again, dont sue me)
- Go, Go Power Ranger
- Pukimon theme song
- C_b__
- N_b_
- B_g__
- H__l__
- L__j___
- T__zz
- L__p_
- Oxygen
- Water
- Food
- Money
- Games
- Anything related to me
- Pesticides
- Cry
- Walk
- Eat
- Use chopsticks
- Scold bad words
- Go to kindergarten
- Sleep more than 12 hours??
Saturday, July 5, 2008
I think I overtrained
While browsing through the net, I found the definition of overtraining. Apparently, overtraining occurs when the volume and intensity of an individual's exercise exceeds their recovery capacity. The main cause is of cause insufficient sleep but I dont think I have this problem since its holidays now and I had been sleeping like a wooden log these few days (with exception yesterday when my %$^@&%# housemate did his room-keeping at 4am)
Second reason is due to extreme intensity of exercise. Hahahahaha. There is no way this would be the cause. When come to exercise, I am the slow and steady type. Even Tom aka my PT told me to push harder, to the limit. Yea, right. One session with him = A trip to hell. Damn tired (Till today, I still think somebody paid him to kill me)
Then the only reason left is due to the diet. Diet ar? ermmm.. The only place where my diet could goes wrong is probably the carbohydrate part. After more readings, I confirmed the cause - GI too low. Apparently, high GI is essential for recovery cause it replenishes the glycogen store and will trigger a lot of $^#%!&#@! mechanism which will then bla bla bla... Ok whatever. I decided to have more high GI carbs from now on.
I guess I will start with a nice dessert. How about strawberries with Nutella? or pancakes with Nutella? or just Nutella itself? hahaha. Its all ayam's fault. Everyday influence people with his Nutella-ish talks.
Ok back to the overtraining part, whats the big deal about overtraining? It doesnt sound very bad arrr. Well, as far as I know, it can leads to increased resting heart rate, blood pressure, loss of appetite, sleep disturbances (Ulquiorra: just kill that pest and surely you wont have this trouble anymore), emotional instability, hormone disturbance (causing the release of stress hormone-cortisol which somehow related to fatness), elevated basal metabolic rate, frequent injuries, decreased performance...... and so on.
Well, I guess the octopus is changing into an ant. Craving for sweets. FSL gonna hate me for this reason. HAHAhahaha..
Ulquiorra: Laugh, laugh, laugh.. Very funny hor.. Later when you become honeypot ant, its my turn to laugh...ngek ngek
WS: Blek, I dun wan become honeypot ant! =p
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Fucked up
Huh?!
No effect?
I need to scold the actual words la...
(Ulquiorra: Same theory as Bankai ohh)
Of coz not here
I will scold inside my pillow later
Feeling like having my limit being tested now
None of the thing he did failed to make me boil
It is a miracle
I still can bear with them till today
Without any major incidence
Usually
I just feel like killing some people
to release stress
Today
I had an urge to stab a heart
and watching it
bleeding
stop moving
Really pissed off !!!
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Friday, June 27, 2008
YeaH
My last paper was on 17th so there was 10 days in between and I actually declare holidays myself right after I finished my paper on the 17th.
Today exam is about my Food for Healthy Planet subject. Just like the name of the subject, the subject is pretty dumb and useless which I often called it the junk subject. It is also where I learned about some very basic food nutritions, global warming and Biotechnology.
Apparently, one of the major cause for global warming is due to methane gas. It is 20 times stronger than carbon dioxide in heat absorption. What is so stupid about this fact is that the main source of methane production is ruminants. Ruminants mean grass eating animals which have more than 1 stomach like cows and sheep. When digesting the grass,methane is produced and is released to the atmosphere when the animal *BURPS*. Ok, it sounds stupid but the burps of animal are account for global warming. In conclusion, everyone should reduce their red meat intake, so less cows or sheep are breed, less methane gas, less global warming effect.
Anyway, today exam is an open 'PAPER' exam where the candidates get to bring in one A4 paper full with notes both in front and behind into the exam hall. Since the space provided is limited, every students had tried their best in squeezing in as much notes as possible into that A4 paper. This is how my paper look like....
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Nah, this is it. It looks like a god damn whole page of notes for me but its actually only 1/4 of the actual thing.
I tried to focus but my writings are really too tiny for my camera phone.
Hmmm... Maybe I should framed it or something. Its a masterpiece. Dont you think so?
Friday, June 13, 2008
Weird Tag
- Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
- People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
- At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
- No tag backs!
- I can't do well in my calculus even I practice a lot. Purposely talk bout this because I just had my calculus exam today... DENG !!
- I can't sit still and study for more than half an hour except the day before the real exam where I can sit down and study non-stop for 10 hours.
- I dream about 5 days a week when I am sleeping.
- None of my dream is normal. Often got chased by mutant cow, aliens, hunters, weird plant, ghosts, clones and homunculus.
- Able to distinguish between dream and reality even though I was sleeping. It was 2 months ago when I had a dream where I was preparing to cook soup. The alarm (my handphone.. in real life) rang suddenly and inside my dream, I heard the alarm and I knew I had to wake up BUT... I got a small problem here... I havent put onions into my pot..OMG.. this soup is terrible without onions.. So, I quickly grab a knife, cut it into four, dumped them into the pot and wake up...
- I think I spend too much time on msn chatting everyday.
- I still think human cannot possibly invent time machine in future... because if they do, they would travel back in time and tell us... LOL
- For me, my blanket and comforter is regarded as something holy but too sad, I only manage to bring the comfoter to Melb. Next time must bring along my blanket.
- I like to wrap myself with the comforter and walk around in the house.
- And yes, I use blanket and comforter together when I am sleeping.. The thicker comforter is used to cover my legs and the thinner blanket is used to cover my upper body.. Different thickness to adjust the temperature.
- I am temperature sensitive as positive temperature changes can wake me up from my deep slumber.
- I rather chat on msn than talking.
- I am not really a silent person. I am just always lazy to talk.
- I always think that people who do not eat vegetables are evil.
- I am so weird because I am answering this tag.
I dont want to tag other people arr... U chui?
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Randomness
I couldn't say it is a tough paper because it is not really tough.. judging from the amount of students that left early (including me).
The format of the exam paper is also very 'different'. Part A consists of 40 MCQ questions. Part B and C are FILL IN THE BLANKS with choices available provided below (I thought this format is gone forever after secondary school). Part D is the essay question. Each point given by students is worth 2 marks (wth, even A level students need more than a single point to get 2 marks).
After the exam, I realised that I shouldn't 'telan' the whole semester of Biology facts together with the previous A-level stuffs blindly (which I usually do for every Bio exams previously). At least not for Biology exams in Melb Uni. This is because I read so much details that overtax my brain and the details were not asked during the exams.
Oh ya, some of the lecturers 'main busuk'. They put in questions that are supposed to be 'not in the syllabus' into the exam. I thought the details of T lymphocytes and B lymphocytes are not necessary but yet they came out in the exams. Luckily though, I managed to find the answer from deep of my brain.
Yesterday, I was still joking with Phuung with the bio terms and terminology like myrmecophage, fruigiphage, granivore and folivore. (Don't ask me for details... I dont really know even after the exams) THEY REALLY DID COME OUT IN THE EXAM AND SOME OF THE FILL IN BLANKS QUESTION ARE LIKE THIS :
The food eaten by 'some kind of animal which I forgotten the name' (which is usually_____) travels down the oesophagous and bla bla bla....
Ok, so now I am expected to know what does the 'some kind of animal which I forgotten the name' have for their meals... How on earth will I know what they eat when I dont even know what are they in the first place !!!!
Then I glanced through the options available, the only two things that appear seem to be most likely sources of food are LEAVES & GRASS.... WTF, is there really any significance difference in this?? MY GOODNESS. This question is PURE STUPIDITY.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Evacuation
We were doing experiment 4 yesterday, while other groups did either experiment 3/5/6. Cause all of the groups were doing different experiment, so the chemicals and apparatus available in the lab were a lot - liquid nitrogen and a lot of highly volatile flammable chemicals.
Suddenly, something wrong somewhere and the electric supplies were cut out. So, all the fume hoods stop operating and the head demonstrator told us to leave everything behind and evacuate immediately. Oh no! I think the lab is going to explode...(Ulquiorra: you were hoping so hard to see it explode that time)
During evacuation, I still manage to take picture although there was a chance where the lab explode..HAHAhaha.. (Ulquiorra: the lab want explode liao la, you still busy taking picture.. you will surely die one day because of this...)( Nevermind lo, when I become ghost, I will go find ows & pys and then blame them de..)
' Do not stand here, its dangerous. Go to the lawn opposite!' said the demonstrator. OK, the lab is going to blow off now... hahaha and everyone was having all kinds of reaction.
'When will the lab explode? I am so excited'
'My bags.... No!!!...'
'Lab canceled today..Hooray..Let's go home'
'.......' *praying with the eyes shut*
Anyway, we got back into the lab after standing at the opposite lawn and 'makan angin' for 1 hour. All of us got the chance to bring our reports back home, finish it and hand it in next week. Hahaha.. Its a good thing afterall...
(Ulquiorra: The lab dint blow up..yer.....)
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Random
First Round
I realized my noodles are too little compared to my mountain of sauce.. feel very swt. Afterall, this is my first time cook spaghetti. Too swt to take picture... So no picture for round 1. Kekeke... Oh ya, CTZ saw the live proccess of round 1 because I switched on the webcam.... Cook until laptop also bring into kitchen...AHAHAHA
Second Round
After I ate the spaghetti, I decided to make another spaghetti. Not satisfied with the noodles... Too little. (Ulquiorra: even more semangat) This is the result:
Beautiful ma? Because picture will be taken, of cause I will decorate it a little bit..hahah. So it wont look like Mee Mamak.
This is what it looks like when I starting to devour it...kekeke... Not beautiful liao hor.. huh.
Moment of Truth
Ok, to be frank.. Both spaghetti are not nice at all... I think the second one is even worse than the first... Not going to eat spaghetti for 2 weeks liao... I had too much spaghetti today and they r not even delicious. Haih... Guess I need to find sifu liao...(Ulquiorra: Huo Kai)
P.S.
Ulquiorra : the reason why the noodles looks brownish like yee mee is because they are whole grains noodles... Healthy leh...Ahahaha
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Good News
THE SLUG WANT TO MOVE OUT!!! WOOHOOO....
damm good news, right?
no more moaning sounds
no more dirty house
no more flying boxers
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Story Vs Reality
Once upon a time, there is a rat called 'xiao bai'. He likes to eat cheese and maggi mee but doesn't exercise a lot. So, he became an overweight rat.. One day, while he was finding a proper place as toilet, he was captured by a human and was killed at the night....
Final Part
(Ulquiorra: "Wah, so fast final liao. Oh hi everyone, I will be the assistant who help explain things for this post!!")
Then, Xiao bai end up...
on my lab table.... (Ulquiorra : xiao bai is really fat)
(Starting from this point, the story will go into the bloody and fleshy part. Scroll down if and only if you are mentally prepared for those bloody scenes. Especially CTZ, you dont faint in front the computer . Nobody will go and save you de uhh)
I guess everyone should have figured out that this is my biology practical - Dissection of small mammals.
This is my biology laboratory. Huge right? I am very damn sure that there is 107 students in this laboratory because my seat number is 107 and there is nobody else sitting at my left side. (hahaha... i have no idea why am I the last one in the lab... maybe too noob dy.. kekek)
The first part of the experiment is focus on the digestive system of the mammals. We made a small cut at the stomach area and then insert the blunt end of scissor, cut all the way up to the torso. The first thing I saw was a bunch of intestines...
This picture is actually for the second part because the intestine and stomach had already been removed. (at the upper left of the picture) Then, We removed the thoracic cavity (Ulquiorra: rib cage) to study the heart and lungs.
Oh ya, that two pinkish very round and ball like thingi are the testis. We did study the reproductive system also.
All these pictures were taken by me secretly... haha when everyone was busy on their pracs cause I dont think its ok to take pictures in the lab. So, very little picture only...hehe..
Actually dissection is not as 'geli' as most people expect but it is definitely as smelly as anyone expect. Imagine that 108 (Ulquiorra: 107 + 1 from the demonstrator) rats being disected in the same time... That stench ... Uwarghhh.. unbearable... Oh ya, one more thing, the reason why I said 'xiao bai' was captured and killed by the time he was looking for the toilet is because... there were faeces (Ulquiorra: shit, crap, sai or watever you want to call it) stuck at the anus.. when I dissecting it.. Hahaha...
At last, I would like to say thank you to 'xiao bai' cause it sacrificed itself (Ulquiorra : that is not sacrifice, he was killed) to help me understand better. (Ulquiorra : Actually dint learn a lot la...)
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Who said its impossible....
The scene of my living room :
Yup, It is a fan and who said nobody will 'sidai' their clothes on the fan. (p.s : These r underwears actually, DAMN SUEY)
Brainless arr.... Who would sidai their clothes in the living room with the underwear so high up in the mid air... Tiuzzzz.. U tot u r creative... I think u r brainless unicellular creature.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Ah May tagged me !
A lot ler...
Ah Boy - by my mother.
Ah Kor - by my father and siblings.
Baby Siang, Bread Siang, Bei Ji Xiong, Bei ji Siang- old primary school nicknames.
Bear, Bear Siang- by Chun Liang till now...
Bitch - by Andy & Neng.
Ciko Siang - by friends who are angry with me.
Satay - By some friends.
Siangy - by WenSher.
Siang ikan, Siang malam - by CTZ and the gangs. (BM keng one)
Mao, Si Mao - By the Fish, pigs and gangs.
Octopus, Mossy rock - Self declared.
Ah Wai, Wai kor, TaiLou - by my current sluggish housemates and his classmates.
Taey (They pronounce it like this), Wei - by my aussie friends and classmates.
Batman, Spiderman - by people who make fun with my t-shirt
Jay - Misunderstanding. (Tay -> Jay)
2. At what age do you wish to be married?
Late twenties...
3. What is your 3 current wishes that u wishes it to come true A.S.A.P?
(i) Have a super gorgeous girl as housemate instead of this slug.
(ii) Do well in my finals especially my calculus .
(iii) I want to eat Malaysian Food, kepok, and so on.
4.How will You wish your future-life to be? Or can you foresee the picture of ur future?
I wish to be a average rich person, doesn't need to be a multimillionaire. Enough to support my family and give them a comfortable life is enough.
5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Yes, in my dream. Although money cannot be used to buy everything but without money, one can buy absolutely nothing.
6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Family including Yuki and my friends. I prefer to answer the question : What do you wish to lose the most ? My answer will be : The slug.
7. If you win $ 1 Million, what would you do?
I'll use half of it to pay my tuition fees and my daily expenses in Melb. Then give the other half to my parents and let them do whatever they want with it.
8. Have u hugged someone today?
No.
9. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Self-confident, Beautiful, Cheerful.
10. What requirement you wish from your other half?
No smoking !!!!
11. What kind of person you hate the most?
Unhygienic, Sluggish, People who disturb my meals or sleeps, Fakers.
12. If you are given the chance to go back to the past and make a difference, will you?
Ask me again after time machine is invented.
13. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Experiences, Sweet memories, Love, Family and Friends.
14. What do you find interesting in life?
All kinds of RPG games, shopping, Eating, Sleeping, and THINKING.
15. Had U met your MR.Right but not being together?
No, and I don need a Mr. Right. I need my Ms.Right.
16. If you have the chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Volcanic Temper,laziness and slowness in taking actions.
17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
I always keep everything to myself. This is the way I chose and it has nothing to do with anybody.
18. What's your weakest point?
Losing temper and control in the same time.
19. What's the thing that you're most proud of?
My parents. I still haven't do anything that can make me proud of myself.
20. What is the one thing you regret most?
I will only regret things for two weeks because I am lazy to regret something for long. Right now the thing I regret most is the decision to live in this apartment together with the slug.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
3.27
It noticed me and had called its fellow slugs to keep their volume down. So, I went back to sleep. However, in less than 3 minutes time, they began to BISING again. This time was even worse. Some of the fuckers go and teased the bitches, then they were chasing around in the house... And they switched on all the lights in the house, causing me even harder to fall asleep again.
Then, suddenly I FELT HUNGRY !!! (which is actually very normal, because hunger is always the first response I got when I wake up in the morning). A hungry man is an angry man. If it did not bring all its fellow slugs back, I would still continue my deep slumber and would not feel hungry. Right? So, who should I blame?
THE SLUG.
Thinking about all these made me starting to get angry and in less than 2 secs, my anger reached the limit!!!
Again, I opened the door and 'jenguk' my head out. With a super ugly expression, I shouted :
"YI KA PUN YE SAM DIM PUN, PIN KO BEI LEI TEI HAI DOU CHOU LUIN BA BAI, QUIN BOU TONG NGO FAN NGOK KEI !!!!!!!!!!! "
which literally means, now its 3.30 in the midnight, who gave you all permission to make noise here? Go back home !!!!! Then, all of them were shocked and silent. I slammed my door and continue my sleep. I don't know what happened outside but I managed to continue my sleep with little noise and no lights after that.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Finally... Real fights start now !
Its nearly 12 a.m. and I knew I had to sleep because I did not want to sleep during the lectures today (which happened anyway). After shutting down my laptop and switched off the light, I went on the bed and called it to lower the music volume.
Then about 12.15 a.m, a bunch of sluggish friends came over and they started to talk and make funny jokes. Some of them even shouted and laughed like 'siao lang'. But not long after that, I still managed to fall asleep. AT 5.15 a.m, I was woken up by the slug talking on microphone on the next room about his girlfriend again with a girl and his light was not switched off for the whole night. This is the second worst night I had ever had during my stay in Melbourne. First one was the Mahjong incident.
As a result, I slept for 15 minutes during my biology lecture and 10 minutes for chemistry lecture and I am damn tiring for the whole morning today. Damn it..
Then when I came back from university, what I saw.... is this
This fucking dirty plate on the table,
And even this. What the fuck is this frying pan doing on the chair? It may looks clean but in fact its full of indomee oil. The box behind is the box of indomee. Eat so much indomee, faster go die la.
So, is there any obvious reason that I should not start a fight with it?
NO, THERE ISN'T. It makes me so stressed lately meanwhile it is having a great time, having sex and eating all kinds of junk food it likes. So,why should I be the only one who is tolerating all the time and it gets all the convenience and pleasures?
However, this is not going to happen in the reality. So, I threw away all the crappy tolerate is virtue stuff or being a considerate, easy-going housemate. Slug, I will show you what I am actually capable of. From now on, I shall cast away the fake mask, revealing my true nature, return to the old me, the one causes nothing but war and catastrophe.
So, the war begins...
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Why dont you just go and die...
I cannot stand it anymore! Just go and die. Dont stay in this world and cause troubles to people, SLUG. FUCK OFF PLEASE ! Back to your damp holes and fuck the rock with your patheticly small dick.
I was trying to practice on my pathetic calculus problems and my sluggish housemate is complaining about his girlfriend on the phone. Who would give a damn about this la. Just shut the fuck up, tiuzzz. By the way, I hope she dump this slug. I really dont trust relationship that rely on fucking and indomee.
Then suddenly, he decided to move all his works to the living room and did all kinds of fuckingly useless paper artwork but the problem is he switched his fuckingly lousy music to the loudest in his room so that he could hear it from the living room. This is so not considerate. I am in the room just beside his fuckingly dirty room, so I am now hearing those fuckingly lousy music at a very high volume.
This pest has never be considerate. IT actually had sex with its girlfriend in the room everytime when I was still at home. As a result, I got the opportunities to 'enjoy' those freaking moaning sounds which is so stupid. Furthermore, the frequencies of them having sex is like at least once per two days and multiple rounds per sex. How am I going to study under this kind of circumstances. Stupid pest! You (the pest) are so damn unicellular, brainless, knows nothing but to fuck.
Do you know that how much troubles I got from that useless amoeba? It used my toothbrush and I had to buy a new one now... which is not necessary at all. Waste my money, Cibai ! I still haven't count all the eggs, chicken that had been stolen so far. Then everytime ask coins from me when it wants to wash its cum-stained clothes.....
Today, after I came back from the gym, planning to cook before I got unbearable hungry. Open the house door. What I saw is a mess in the kitchen. Unwashed frying pan, oily pot, used bowl and cutlery. Really pissed, back to home so tired but still have to wash everything before I can start cooking but the worst thing is the frying pan, always got some sort of ooey gooey things on it / indomee leftovers. Those are the most lanjiao things I had ever encountered... In order not to let those nasty molecules of MSG or saturated fats diffuse into my cookings. I have to wash the cibaily dirty frying pan three times, including boiling the dishwashing liquid with water. Then after I cook, he will come and used the frying pan with my leftovers to cook all his cum-liked food. Seriously, even my leftovers are healthier than his food. Bugek!
Ok! My lecturer said a lot of people did died because they do not eat enough vegetables and fruits. So I am now wondering when will this unicellular creature who knows to eat indomee and fats saturated meats dies. If it really wants to die, please die earlier, I dont want to spend so much of my precious time and temper over a bug. In conclusion, Please fuckingly depart now.. to the underworld.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Things That I Hate
- A basin of unwashed dishes coupled with oily frying pan and used sticky pot on the stove - Self explainable
- My towel which has a different smell other than mine- Self explainable
- Odd number eggs - I eat two eggs at once but if only one egg is left at the end, should I eat it or not, or should I go out just to buy eggs so I would have 2 eggs but still the number is odd. Eating 3 eggs at once sounds so menge-cholesterol-kan. This is what I mean.
- Human other than me touches my bed especially my comforter - Its holy.
- The extra thin wall in my apartment - No privacy. Plus, the music beside is so loud and sometimes coupled with the terrible singing. How to sleep leh?
- Smoke - Its smelly, toxic, irritating, carcinogenic and might trigger the smoke alarm. (5 points, 2 marks each so total 10 marks for an essay question)
- Jamban with a few drops of yellow stains on the sitting piece - Every girls would hate you for this. Not to mention the guys who are going to dispose the waste product of the digestive tract.
- Creatures such as leeches in Kuala Berang and flies in Melbourne.
What The .....
What the hell ??!! - This is my first thought when I saw this stupid note stuck at my door early in the morning before I went to uni. I am definitely not the one who will be so 'wu liao', throw rubbish out of the windows and the opening of the window is so small that only certain rubbish (approximately 50cmx20cmx4cm) are able to barely squeeze through the pathetic opening.
Wait a minute... Ok.. Let's say the rubbish did really been thrown out of my window by somebody to the street below. How on earth did they find out about this? They installed CCTV outside my window? Thinking of this makes me sweat... a lot... So there is a possibility that some other CCTV are also installed somewhere in my house la. @.@
All these questions had been puzzling me for the whole day until I went back to my apartment. Then, the guy living in the same unit as me a.k.a housemateku yang amat dibenci told me that every unit facing the street had the same notices stuck to each of their door, not just ours. Again my face shows the impression 'wtf' !! Smart ass la..
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Saturday Morning
This is the view out the window from my so called 'house'. Why is it so called 'house'? Will be discussed in the next post. Or maybe next next.
This is Melbourne Central. One of the two shopping complexes around the town where most people and students will go.
This is La Trobe Apartment, where I's currently staying. I lived on the 7th floor. Count yourself if you want to know my exact location. This picture was taken at Melbourne Central. Now, lets go shopping.
This is the inside of Melbourne Central. Actually it is not a very big shopping complex, considered it has the size similar to Sunway Pyramid. Lets take a view from a higher position.
Stupid words obstructing my view. At the opposite side, there is a cinema named Hoyts. The tickets are having the same prices with the one in Malaysia. Same numbers but not the currency. What I mean is like RM 10 and $10. So far, I havent watch any movie yet in any cinema around Melbourne.
This picture kind of blur hor.. But cant be helped though cause it was taken by me while running on a treadmill. You all really think I so good meh? Early morning bring all of you go 'long kai'. Actually I am going to work out in the gym la.
Dear ex-residents of 120E, are the equipments look familiar to you? Of cause they do because the gym I went is Fitness First.
This is my membership card. Quite keng one cause got microchip or whatsoever in it. The lockers are electronic lockers and can only be locked and unlock using this card.
Now, Chiew May sure want to laugh at me. I can imagine she says : ' Wah, miss Fitness First so much until go to Melbourne also join FF.' Hahaha, I not really miss it la but consider that its so near to my house (cross one street, enter Melbourne Central, take elevator to 4th floor), maybe it is not that bad after all. However, this gym is obviously bigger than the one we used to go in Subang Jaya one a lot lo...
Wah, I blog till very hungry now. So, have to stop here and go have something to eat first. Huh, this time got really a lot of pictures liao. Enough dy la... lazy want to upload liao..
Friday, March 14, 2008
Finally Online
New places, new problems. I had been dealing with all kinds of problems these days. They actually caused me a lot of stressful moments. One of the major problem that had just been solved was getting an internet connection. At first, I was planning to apply for mobile broadband. So I went to the shop and make an information enquiry. The shopkeeper told me that the materials needed for registration are passport, student id and a bank account.
The next day, I went to the school bank and open a bank account. After waiting for few days, the debit card finally reached my hostel via mail. I was quite happy thinking that I could finally online later. However, when i went back to the shop, the shopkeeper stated that visas were also needed. I quickly rushed home and took my visas. Then, the shopkeeper told me that I need a bank statement to prove the validity of my address.
Another visit to the school bank again on the next day and I asked the staff there to issue me a bank statement. Then, she asked me whether I want it on the spot or wait a few days for it to be posted to my home. The difference is the latter one is free but not the first option. Out of impatient-ity, of cause, I chose the first option. Then, the staff printed me a TRANSACTION LISTING. Read properly. Its a transaction listing, not a bank statement. After receiving the useless sheet of paper. I tried to pay her, thinking that this service is not free but she denied.
After that, I went back to the shop with the transaction listing and was rejected with the reason : Only bank statement will be accepted. Feeling rather disappointed, I went to the other bank branch in the city and requested for another bank statement. This time, I chose to wait for the bank statement to be posted to my home, understanding that sometimes, things just cant be rushed.
Three days passed and finally I received my bank statement. Just as I thought I will not have any problems anymore, the shopkeeper told me that my application cannot be passed become there is no proof of income. He said I should wait till my parents bank in my pocket money into the bank ( transaction of money into my account ) and requested for ANOTHER bank statement showing that transaction history. Then, everything should be OK.
My goodness.....
Today, I went to the university bookshop and bought the wireless card. Plugging it into my laptop and after a few minutes of setup, here I am !!! Blogging !!!
Monday, January 28, 2008
The Complicated Me
Recently, I realized that I am becoming more and more undecisive. I often think for a very long time before taking any action. It is the same case just like how we all decide where to yum cha everytime. For example:
How about Zie's corner?
Cannot, too dark, food not nice.. Or *someone* doesnt like the place.
Then let's go Secret Recipe.
Cannot, too expensive, I had enough of the cakes ady.
Ok then go Tian Kee.
Erm, *someone* cannot eat seafood.
LSY menyampuk... kuai dian kuai dian (Faster)
This is exactly similar to what that happens in my mind everytime I face a problem or decision. It is like a lot of me, giving different opinions at the same time, providing me a very very long list of option available... and then quarrelling between me and myself. Usually, there is no perfect choices which can cause win-win situation. Then, the conflict between me and myself will become greater as I cannot make the best decision. What happened next is me become emotionally unstable. Thats the reason why I can get furious suddenly everytime without a clear reason.
However, judging this kind of weird behaviour from the other point of view, I realized the reason behind most of my actions. Why am I so bad tempered? The reason is because when something goes wrong, tonnes of excuses and reasons to get angry would be sorted out immediately by all the different 'me' in my mind. Then, this would happened.
Besides, I think this 'theory' can actually be used to explain why am I so 'creative' when quarrelling with other people. Haha...
Lately, I had came up with a new hobby which is possible outcomes listing. When I am free, I will start to think of a possible scenario (can be as simple as if I am driving and involved in an accident, what will happened next?). Then, I will list out all the possible outcomes (like admitted to the hospital, or become disabled, or having a slow death due to internal bleeding, or die on the scene, then my parents will be very sad, then I will think of reactions of everyone, from my family members to my friends, how many would cry for me? How my parents would settle my enrollment into the university after I died. How about me? Will I become a ghost or a soul? Go to heaven or hell? What if the theory of the dead will become soul doesnt actually exist? So I'll just dissapear like that?)
Wah, What a complicated question...
Haha... Thinking of myself being so weird is so funny... What can I say?
I Think Too Much !!
Eh, will I get mental illness like multiple personality disorder and then being sent to Rumah Bahagia? Then.....
See, here I go again.. think think think
Chinese New Year Resolution
- Survive in Melbourne. Ya, I know. The word 'survive' may sounds exaggerating but in reality, I dint even manage to find any accommodation in Melbourne. So I might end up sleeping at the roadside... Haha.... Besides that, just as others always said about me, I am not sociable. I admit I am quite a paranoid person. So most probably I would have a hard time during the first few months in the uni. Maybe its time for me to change my attitude.. Ahahaha.. Try to imagine that me, Tay Wei Siang moving around with a big smile on the face, socializing and praising people around. AHahahah.. *cough cough*
- Maintain every single friendship. I dont care who are you or when you know about me, whether it is in primary school, high school or college. Although I might have lots of new friends after I go to Melbourne but I'll still try my best to stay in contact with everyone. (This is so not me, I must have been possessed when writing this)
- Do well in my studies. There is no need of any reason for this...
- Be more emotional. People has always thought I am a cool, extra calm or even some might said a 'yeng' person. However, in reality, I am just too emotionless to react to the happenings around. Eh, wait a minute, can this 'habit' been changed?
- Lose fat. Hahaha... Everyone read carefully, I said lose fat not lose weight... What I am trying to say here is I wont reduce the amount of food I devour but I will avoid most of the fattening food.... Clear?.. Dont try to argue with me over this...
Okla, I think thats all for today... Chih, wrote so many resolution also useless la. Action speaks louder than words.. If I do not achieve any of these... This post will still be useless. Zzzz.. Anyway thanks for reading my 10%-success-rate-new-year-resolution post.